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Erik DeBill @edebill@wandering.shop

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No, YOU are ordering sugar and dog kibble delivered so you can feed the wildlife without leaving your home.

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@wolfteeth The only thing worse than an abandoned forum post is a forum post that asks a question and then the next response is "never mind, figured it out" with NO EXPLANATION

I've been visiting our company's Chicago office all week for an internal conference. So much talking that my voice is just perpetually rumbly and hoarse. Tonight I get to go home and not talk to anyone but the cats until tomorrow afternoon.

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Software only becomes 'enterprise grade' if, when its behavior is described to an outsider flatly and precisely, the outsider assumes the description is some kind of elaborate joke.

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There’s just not enough time to read all the books.

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Having learned most of your vocabulary through reading books outside your age range means not only mispronouncing words you’ve only seen written but also the jolt of realization while laying in bed waiting for your snooze alarm that a platonic ideal is Plato-platonic not friendship-platonic.

2 hours reading in the hotel bar was exactly what I needed tonight.

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She looks rather smug for someone who just tried eating a fake plant
#mastocats

About to crash out. Tomorrow the business trip begins.

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I have been meaning to read N. K. Jemisin for a while, and now I’m hip deep in The Fifth Season, cursing past-me for not getting off his butt sooner. This is extremely good.

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The knights and ladies rode to hunt, their cats astride their gloved hands. They were released to pursue prey; some returned a mouse, others brought newt or frog, and some simply had a nap.
The noble whose cat seemed most content was declared the mistress or master of the hunt.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@thegibson
JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK! BURROW OWLS LIVE IN A HOLE! IN THE GROUND!

(I hope to God that you're a Dead Milkman fan.)

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Dungeons & Dragons is in the business of selling fantasy. Not the stuff with the magic and monsters -- the part where you *actually believe* that you and several other likeminded adults will be able to coordinate your schedules on a regular basis.

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