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the gang becomes obsessed with stygian zinogre weapons

fought stygian zinogre and this goes double now

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thinking of giving these people something to listen to on the porcelain throne

I'm on IG/SnS, one buddy is on CB/LS, one buddy is on swaxe/hammer/HBG, and another is mostly on bow/DBs. there is zero overlap whatsoever. truly incredible

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mhw chat is all 4 of us musing on the intricacies of our favourite weapons no one else in the group plays or even completely understands

i wanna see what my IG glaive gameplay looks like from a 3rd person perspective. i has to be incomprehensible. i cant even imagine what my friends are seeing as i manipulate my momentum in such a way that i hurtle off a ledge like ive been shot out of a cannon

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im a little sad to hear descending thrust isnt spammable in rise considering i use it as a mobility thing almost as much as for actually hitting monsters but ill get over it

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"i thought you were a gunlance main" i saw the light. im obsessed with bugs and hitting things with sticks now. watch me dodge roll between this brachydios's legs

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the mount theme for mhw zinogre doesnt need to slap as hard as it does, but it does that just for me, the insect glaive main

me in HR: i wish bazelgeuse would stop invading my hunts
me in MR: i didnt mean it please come back

rajang: hard fight, but good and pretty fun actually
yian garuga: much less hard, but just like, dogshit

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yian garuga is the pits. what if the took a rathian but made it way uglier and also way more annoying

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i was expecting. i don't know. worse? even though i wiped? he's just another annoying jumpy MR monster i just expect this shit now

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soloed my first rajang down to skulls then choked before i could get a trap on the floor. my disappointment is immeasurable

this tweet brought to you by the complete disrespect I committed to HR nergigante tonight

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sure insect glaive is a "noob weapon" and "useless for speed kills" but can your weapon do this [I shoot a butterfly at a monsters tail and blow it clean off]

having friends to bounce off of, even if i strike out and solo things occasionally, definitely improved the experience where i might have fizzled out again

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credit roll on iceborne. good game. rough start on the iceborne expac itself but it got its footing eventually. still think clutch claw and some of the fight decisions around it are kind of pants but also the last few elders were so dope ill overlook it for now

the four scholars sitting in voice discussing the most efficient way to get full earplugs because none of us care about figuring out how to dodgeroll thru roars

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