you cannot kill me in a way that matters

RT @gwenstacying@twitter.com

gun to your head, name an iconic Tumblr quote that isn't "I like your shoelaces” or “thanks I stole them from the president!” do you survive?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gwenstacying/statu

thinking of giving these people something to listen to on the porcelain throne

the squad when you're fighting seething bazelgeuse for the very first time and about two minutes in in the camera pans over to savage deviljho

a different monster walking around with a big piece of raw meat in its mouth

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dead about 2 weeks in to a deviljho feeding frenzy

RT @autistic_muse@twitter.com

Be honest. How absolutely screwed are you?
I think I could survive Honkai.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/autistic_muse/stat

1) solo MR legiana on sword and shield, 2) solo MR legiana on insect glaive

being able to hit flying-heavy enemies in midair consistently and repeatedly is a hell of a drug

seeing the kulu ya ku glaive is better than the odogaron gliave of the same rarity like

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when only one of your mhw buddies has a decent investigation for a highly desirable monster

this only accounts for what I've searched on my phone but god all I search for is nerd shit

RT @jubileepluto@twitter.com

prove you’re not toxic, screenshot your youtube search history without changing anything

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jubileepluto/statu

the only name i have/remember context for is my own. here it is

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you ever look at the names in your small friends discord and wonder

avatars and certain bots censored to protect the guilty

anyway I google searched palico to look at pictures of them and that's what put me on this line of thinking but also google gave me this fantastic little gem

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i die as i'm being born, so i guess "how long do i live" is "i don't"

RT @plsleaveamsg@twitter.com

This question is trending over on Reddit and I couldn’t resist asking it here.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/plsleaveamsg/statu

images to make you say "do I have to do everything myself"

images made by someone who's never been poor. I'll make you a perfectly delicious pasta with all four of these

RT @MythicalChef@twitter.com

I’ll cook anyone’s ass under the table using jarred garlic and shaky cheese and I’ll do it on an electric burner with $12.99 nonstick Walmart pans.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MythicalChef/statu

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The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.