DevilCrayon @devilcrayon@wandering.shop

How I make stars (and spells): I use masking fluid before painting
And it's always magical when I remove it 🌟
#art #mastoart #watercolor

Today's gender is the smell of coffee.

s01e05 #seinfeld #despair #sick

JERRY: Did You Speak With The M̵͔̣͎̯͇̻͒͋A̵̡̹̟͚̥̚N̸̩͔͈̱̫͋̂͋͐
̸͓͒̓͛̐̔? (George nods)

Did he Speak The Fates?? (George shakes his head "no".)

How long did you Ḷ̷̳̥̗̞̃̎̾̚Ä̸̺̙̗́S̶͙̾͗̿̅̒̄T̷̖͓̹̞̜͐̓͝?

GEORGE: Fifteen seconds.

JERRY: *mouth moves as though speaking rapidly and the sound of bees emerges*

GEORGE: But for a sick guy, he's very strong. *begins weeping as bees land on his face*

*audience laughs as slap bass plays in the deep*

JERRY: *Spiders begin to pour out of mouth as screen fades to black*

🍍 Memorize and use as appropriate the following phrase: "Yes, I will cover your shifts on Pride weekend"
🍍 Mostly just be quiet about gay stuff

Yeah, that covers a lot of it, tbh

To fav is human. To boost, divine

THE PARTNER: Okay, my parents aren't coming out this weekend, so we don't have plans.
ME: Okay. Hang out at home and do nothin'?
THE PARTNER: Well...the state fair is going this weekend, and I know how you feel about seeing g --
ME: OH MY GLOB GOATS, WE HAVE TO GO CHEER ON THE GOATS!
THE PARTNER: ...yeah, that. :)

This photo of a 1910 racing schooner makes me ache.

(Photo by Frank William Beken)

Talkhead1: Modern Day Feminism is an attack on men.

Response: Not all men

#NotAllMen

some old knotted noodles adopts from #flightrising!

#mastoart #dragon #adopt

It’s amazing the differences six months can make. #mastoart #digitalart #woof

40 boosts and i’ll send this horrible thing to my girlfriend, potentially jeopardizing our relationship in the process

Drew these beautiful buttfaced children from this video:
https://youtu.be/AZS5cgybKcI

#mastoart #kitbull #fanart

Vampire bat head!
Tattoo design commission

My next two commission spots are taken, thank you!

#mastoart #fediart #monarobot

May the foxes be with you 🦊
#art #MastoArt #watercolor #fox

And this is the result. To be honest i prefer the messier one, without the layer mask. I used Photoshop and a mouse since i have no pad.. Lot of excitement here. Love you guys <3