Y'all, this cemetery offers graveside resurrections and only scores like 4/5 stars on Google.

Portraits / eye contact 

Alright y'all, time to pick a new headshot for when I speak at tech conferences.

Which of these should I use?

Suggestive groceries 

Seriously, how do British people keep a straight face when shopping?

Dad Hacks: Baby monitor too blindingly bright at night? Create a filter with brake light repair tape!

Bonus points for using electrical tape to make a hinge for the filter.

Still haven't figured out how to fit duct tape and/or WD-40 into this plan...

It took seven months of paperwork, but our kiddo now has three passports (thanks, Belfast!) and Global Entry.

In his Global Entry photo, he's asleep in his pram, sucking on a dummy. It's valid until he's nearly 6 years old. πŸ˜‚

Step 1: Move to UK.
Step 2: Eat raw cake batter.
Step 3: Don't worry about getting sick, because it's totally fine to do that over here.

My wife: "This gas station has a better view than anywhere we will ever live."

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