Step 1: Move to UK.
Step 2: Eat raw cake batter.
Step 3: Don't worry about getting sick, because it's totally fine to do that over here.
@callahad You won't get sick from eating raw eggs produced under standards of husbandry which are required in the UK.
Deaths from food poisoning in the UK are so rare they aren't even broken out as a separate statistical category:
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