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The domestic robot's lidar has detected evidence of a mirror universe.

So hey I made functioning tiny guillotine necklaces.

Like the blade will actually drop if you hold it upright and let go.

Chop chop.

drug mention 

Caffeine to understand data.

THC to understand SQL.

Daydreaming about working in Prague, a city which I know nothing of.

Any reality TV show contestant who says that this isn’t their first rodeo should be forced to plan, organize and run a complete rodeo before the show can continue. The rodeo is judged by rodeo professionals.

Nobody is told about this in advance.

Registration #A83739 - 1952-12-25
Title: A brief history of the art of navigation; an outline and background of the methods employed by navigators for finding their way around the seas.
Claimants: William-Frederick Press, Louis Allen Harding
No renewal record found.

Kids these days have to look at porno on random phones they find in the woods

this is abby, who turns 14 years old next month 😮

Registration #A137336 - 1939-07-01
Title: Lena Richard’s cook book.
Author: Richard, Lena
No renewal record found.

The only problem with youths getting into sea shanties is that now people are going to think I’m a weirdo who watches tik tok in their 30s instead of a weirdo who listens to sea shanties in their 30s

Always enjoy seeing an employer claim that our interactions are a relationship as precursor to telling me they’ve done something bad I won’t be happy about.

The Snyder Cut is now a popular unisex hairstyle, available at all SuperCuts locations.

Citizen, please explain how come you have an application capable of sending emails integrated with your word processor

Did you get a permission slip from Microsoft Cloud HQ to do that?

Oh, you bought it in a shrink-wrapped box? Back in 2007? Hahahaha. And you're still using it. To run your company. That's three Violations. Please accompany me to the Cloud.

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I'm thinking we should start a hashtag for calming photos of moss.

How does #Mosstodon sound to you all? 😁 Come join us! 🌱

Here's another photo, for luck! 🍀

#Moss #Photography

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I'm really in to polyarmory (everyone gets multiple weapons)

Wandering around the house, bopping to loud music in my headphones, while a mechanical predator from the future pursues my roommate, as praxis.

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Wandering Shop

The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.