Shannon Prickett @binder@wandering.shop

The domestic robot's lidar has detected evidence of a mirror universe.

So hey I made functioning tiny guillotine necklaces.

Like the blade will actually drop if you hold it upright and let go.

Chop chop.

https://shop.sevenishmagpies.com/

Oh hi, I fixed your website.

You're *very* welcome.

Any reality TV show contestant who says that this isn’t their first rodeo should be forced to plan, organize and run a complete rodeo before the show can continue. The rodeo is judged by rodeo professionals.

Nobody is told about this in advance.

Kids these days have to look at porno on random phones they find in the woods

this is abby, who turns 14 years old next month 😮

The only problem with youths getting into sea shanties is that now people are going to think I’m a weirdo who watches tik tok in their 30s instead of a weirdo who listens to sea shanties in their 30s

The Snyder Cut is now a popular unisex hairstyle, available at all SuperCuts locations.

Citizen, please explain how come you have an application capable of sending emails integrated with your word processor

Did you get a permission slip from Microsoft Cloud HQ to do that?

Oh, you bought it in a shrink-wrapped box? Back in 2007? Hahahaha. And you're still using it. To run your company. That's three Violations. Please accompany me to the Cloud.

how to cheat at nail art https://livelaugh.blog/post/640698611597017088/how-to-cheat-at-nail-art

I'm thinking we should start a hashtag for calming photos of moss.

How does #Mosstodon sound to you all? 😁 Come join us! 🌱

Here's another photo, for luck! 🍀

#Moss #Photography

I'm really in to polyarmory (everyone gets multiple weapons)

i could beat up robinson crusoe