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Polite reminder: Earth is a tree planet with some bacteria. Everything else is just the extra stuff that lives here too.

Eventual consistency catches up with us all, some sooner than others.

"We need more slideshows on our site!"

"What? No, everyone hates them."

"Have you seen the engagement numbers on them? So high!"

"Engagement? You mean the comments?"

"Yeah. Tons of them! Every time!"

"They're all complaining about how they hate slideshows."

"Do you have a history of zombie cows?"

"I'm a little concerned that I have to hesitate to answer based on several mitigating factors."

#DnD #DnDOutOfContext #CritKnow

Really hoping I get tapped to direct a Boba Fett musical just so that I can work in "One Night In Sarlacc"

It's more of a centrepiece really, that the whole show will be structured around

Programming in 2020:

Can't wait to boot up my APPLE to open up my MICROSOFT text editor and GOOGLE for solutions to FACEBOOK's technical debt in my MICROSOFT repository so I can deploy to AMAZON and I'll pay GOOGLE and FACEBOOK for the privilege of getting site traffic to show my visitors ads.

Scribbling down notes toward The Other Head of Vecna.

Decorating all my Java code with @Skellington in honor of the season.

Shouting β€œDo It Rockapella!” at Jenkins to make it stop stalling and schedule my job.

Had a dream that I found out Bob Seger's legs are 14' long when he re-released "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man" as "Rambolin' Gambolin' Man". The video involved his backup dancers all being stiltswalkers, ofc.

7 steps to bliss:

0. warm mug
1. add water to boiler
2. grind beans
3. tamp grounds into basket
4. warm basket holder
5. secure basket in holder
6. engage brew

honestly, what have wizards done for magic? they just hoard it in their ivory towers and make experiments nobody ever gets to see, they have never helped anyone in need
you'd be better off giving your gold to your local witches coven
at least they will make potions in return

When you understand that, under capitalism, you as the consumer are not the customer, but the investors are the customers, things make a lot more sense.

This is why you are called "consumers". "Customer" implies that they are doing something to serve you. That is not the case. Business exists to serve the idle wealthy, not you.

The best song by Night Ranger is (You Can Still) Rock in America. The second best song by Night Ranger is any Night Ranger song which is not Sister Christian.

Do you have a moment? I'd like to tell you about our lord and saviour Drinking Water

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The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.