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Following the Don't Replete Yourself principle and leaving some functions as stubs.

Inside of you are two princes
One wants to call you baby
The other wants to tell you maybe

keep emailing tv networks suggesting 80s mashups to revive their industry e.g. Knight Guy, The Fall Rider, Greatest American Dukes of Remington Steele, Cagney & A-Team, Hardcastle & Baywatch NO ONE is writing me back

If you wanted captains to follow the prime directive maybe make it the prime law or something that sounds less optional

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please remember that the purpose of online media platforms is to encourage and spread a cultural amnesia so that you can sell the same thing over and over again every couple of years

There are not enough cages and chains. This is an outrage!

— Asob Kolurdim, sheriff

A person 🤝 A human
being able to drink coffee

But there was a cop hassling a dark skinned kid so the System is working as designed even as systems fail.

AC Transit is not providing real time updates & BART signs are full of lies. I should probably be more surprised than I am.

I could not love thee (Truth) so much,
Lov’d I not Lying more

Picked the wrong fucking day to not sick out but tbf that pattern produces many hits so today ain't that special.

All of my toots are like diamonds: actually common and worthless but drastically inflated in value by a sinister cartel.

I never imagined having opinions about paperclips when I was a child, but here we are.

The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this toot are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

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Wandering Shop

The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.