Shannon Prickett @binder@wandering.shop

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

hey it's me, the invisible hand of the free market. you can't see me but i'm jackin it right now

dual-wielding!

The realization: the perfect audience for any advertising company is a person who’s impulsive, angry, frightened and tired. The cyclic relationships between what you see and how you feel and react means that any machine learning effort aimed at improving business outcomes for an advertising company will unavoidably optimize itself towards creating an audience that’s impulsive, angry, frightened and tired. The incentives don’t permit any other outcome, whatever the people working there say.

hearing protest chants but it's all kids voices is lit as hell

How to Think Like Sherlock Holmes

Like headphones but for your nose so you can drown out the smell of food in the office.

A lone, forgotten comma, sits here, sobbing.

robots will never take over the earth. if one of those fuckers tries something with me im gonna hit them with a big magnet

complaining about consumerism without talking about capitalism is just austerity in disguise

steam be MORE obnoxious when you open challenge

Anyone 🤝 Yoda
being able to try anything

texting my local drug dealer “hey bro you got any t h e o r y”