Shannon Prickett @binder@wandering.shop

New headcanon: Bladerunner and Mad Max take place in the same world, in different hemispheres.

Your Body is a type of shark

A shell game is when you move all your terminal windows around and try to remember which one is in the directory you want.

humans already know how to drive. we don't need a driving machine. the only two reasons you'd want to spend billions developing a self-driving car when a cheaper, more reliable technology (that is to say, the bus) already exists is if you
(1) specifically want to prevent poor people from travelling
(2) really, really hate unions

Legally, after the fifth consecutive time your car alarm goes off, I'm allowed to steal your car.

Y’all, my newest housemate brought their 11-year-old TV to the house and you would not *believe* some of the features it has:
- literal 1-*second* boot up time. Unheard of
- UI responds instantly to input
- UI Design & UX is clear, consistent and well-suited to the input method (remote)
- doesn’t know what wifi or Ethernet is so it isn’t in a botnet or mining bitcoin
- isn’t sending private tracking data to who-knows-how-many companies’ servers, because see above
- doesn’t demand software updates or brick itself
- has things called “HDMI ports” for if you want to augment its functionality

How about we make 2021 the year of the return of non-smart TVs

today i learned that in the 80s people transmitted pirated games over radio frequencies

https://interestingengineering.com/you-could-download-video-games-from-the-radio-in-the-1980s

who 🤝 people
being able to milk the cow

I am not using an image description on this because it could actually trigger antivirus software to do so, but I like the way he thinks.

people who get married 🤝 A solicitor
being able to buy a house

now that somerville has made it so polycules can get health benefits i want to see mattress manufacturers make a bed that can comfortably fit 3 people who each have at least four plushies and three pillows

tony hawk's pro nouns

it's only a roguelike if it's compiled in the rogue region of france, otherwise it's just sparkling permadeath

We went to the woods. Didn't see anyone else but a couple of vultures. 10/10.