if a person approaches you with their shirt tucked in, be careful... they’re a high power level

That thing where you find out your new car's VIN by viewing the source of the order status page and pulling it out of the JSON.

My ideas for Invisible Sun are so inchoate, I had to hold a Session Minus Two as prequel.

im gunna fucking riot like honestly and without irony how fucking dare you

Microblogging, but you can only ever schedule posts for the future

Summer is a disgusting time, we should abolish it and extend spring and fall to meet in the middle.

There is nothing about "youth" that makes us radically different people. Every year we live is just another ring added to us like a tree, all the previous years still there at the core. You carry them around with you. If you live enough years, you can make them less relevant.

“If you want to understand the future, just look at what rich people do today.”

— Hal Varian, Google’s chief economist

During the Funeral of Stained Blouses you meet Olimpia, an irritating astrologer.

You are as beautiful as the chance meeting of a roasted rabbit and a desiccated inkwell in an open coffin.

The year is 5019. Humans, as we know them, are long gone. The Earth is inhabited chiefly by advanced, sapient machines.

For legacy reasons, everyone's name starts with "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible;".

Happy Feathers Day, the special day we all set aside to celebrate our avian friends and their fine plumage 🐔🐧🐦🐤

Spirit Island, a triumph Show more

Aimed at brunch, landed on lunch. Whatever the fuck is wrong with me is exhausting.

Question for the galaxy brains out there:

In the HAL-9000 vs Dave Bowman conflict, which one is the Virgin and which the Chad?

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