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Tech security reminder: your typewriter ribbon is a keystroke logger.

If I were the suspicious type, I might wonder why my bank urges me to "not waste time" with cash and checks. That's like 80% of what I use to remain alive.

People love wide-open spaces, but have they tried long-open spaces. Where's the love for the narrow outdoors?

Studying data science
I love my classes
Got a crazy teacher
Who wears VR glasses
Things are going great
And they're only getting better

I'm doing all right
Getting good grades
Future's so bright
I gotta wear shades

I got a startup waiting
For my graduation
50 mil a year
Will buy a lot of beer

Well I'm heavenly blessed
And worldly wise
I'm a peeping tom techie
With googly eyes

Future's so bright
I gotta wear shades

“An engineer happy to use Confluence is called a manager.” -my favorite co-worker

i am simply sitting here and thinking about the time that curt schilling defrauded the state of rhode island of millions of dollars to make a single player MMO

Reading http error logs to keep current with skidz these days.

Love to be told I need to do more to heal the planet by for-profit corporations.

Reflecting on how my last job taught me that the only thing I hate more than being on-call is commuting.

Me, looking at old people reading every last super market ad in the newspaper: “Wow, capitalism sure fucked you up - why would anyone do that in their free time?”

Me during #Steam Sale: “I NEED TO LOOK AT EVERY SINGLE THING THAT’S ON SALE AND I SHALL NOT REST UNTIL I HAVE COMPLETED THIS TASK WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EATING OR REALLY ANYTHING RN!”

When I fight cinéma vérité, ma vérité always wins.

I'm at the deadbeef

What?

I'm at the babecafe

What?

At the XOR deadbeef babecafe

Only took me eight repetitions of "I'm No Angel" to find the issue with my Perl variable dereferencing.

Google: “Our mission is to organize the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful.”

YouTube: “um, yeah, about that.”

I’m the kind of jerk who thinks running three Invisible Sun sessions built around the same event for three tables is a good idea.

It annoys me indescribably much that “Altar’d State” is an Anthropologie knockoff and not a bridal store

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Wandering Shop

The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.