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Shouting “Do It Rockapella!” at Jenkins to make it stop stalling and schedule my job.

Had a dream that I found out Bob Seger's legs are 14' long when he re-released "Ramblin' Gamblin' Man" as "Rambolin' Gambolin' Man". The video involved his backup dancers all being stiltswalkers, ofc.

7 steps to bliss:

0. warm mug
1. add water to boiler
2. grind beans
3. tamp grounds into basket
4. warm basket holder
5. secure basket in holder
6. engage brew

honestly, what have wizards done for magic? they just hoard it in their ivory towers and make experiments nobody ever gets to see, they have never helped anyone in need
you'd be better off giving your gold to your local witches coven
at least they will make potions in return

they're called tieflings because they have cute teefs

When you understand that, under capitalism, you as the consumer are not the customer, but the investors are the customers, things make a lot more sense.

This is why you are called "consumers". "Customer" implies that they are doing something to serve you. That is not the case. Business exists to serve the idle wealthy, not you.

The best song by Night Ranger is (You Can Still) Rock in America. The second best song by Night Ranger is any Night Ranger song which is not Sister Christian.

Do you have a moment? I'd like to tell you about our lord and saviour Drinking Water

NFS is great, so long as you don’t try to use it to store files somewhere on your network.

the first day of October is gonna be Flannel Role Call, just fyi

be prepared to show off your flannel

People say free software community is divided into two. So, in which one do you belong?

a) I hate Mac, but I really really hate Windows.

b) I hate Windows, but I really really hate Mac

(Boost appreciated for better result) #freesw #gnu #linux #windows #mac #losedows

“Causal Domain: A collection of things mutually linked in a web of cause-and-effect relationships.”

Came across this in Neal Stephenson’s ANATHEM. Not sure there is a better description of where we are.

Mfw bash wrapped python wrapped kubectl screams real loud and Jenkins goes la-la-la

Data is not information; information is not knowledge; knowledge is not wisdom; wisdom is not truth.

also i am Exhausted with books, shows, movies, etc, all being about teenagers or ppl no older than like 23 (especially women)

give me a goddamn 50 yr old woman saving the world FOR ONCE

had to register my brain as a concealed weapon, due to my genius level iq and wit. and also because i have a Gun surgically implanted inside my brain

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