Daniel Andrlik @andrlik@wandering.shop
Writer of speculative fiction, Product at Ecolane, and Minister of Intrigue. Your mom loves me. Toots my own.
He/him
Location: secluded in a blanket fort
The minotaur seizes your old cloak of despair and limps into the distance.
Installed a propane mosquito trap in the yard because I’ve had it with them. Blood sucking bitches are gonna die.
[relatable content for good children june 30 2018 early edition]
A SLOVENLY CHILD: oh boy, that was a good meal, time to go outside and play, abandoning my dishes on the table and not washing my hands!
YOU (A GOOD CHILD): anything I've touched must be cleansed with fire lest it fall into the hands of my enemies, who can fashion a totem from any crumb that touched my lips and bend the universe against me through the connection I once had with it... I must move through this world without a trace
There go all my looting plans for this myself.
you: we want users!!!
web ui: well I mean like only one browser on one OS has 100% feature parity maybe we should work on that
you: what if we made a feature that lets you send nudes easier!!
web ui: but mate the web ui isn’t at 10–
you: nudes!!!!
web ui: fuck it man you do what you want
the year is 2040, I try to upload a video of my children to mastodon
ERROR INVALID MEDIA TYPE is what I get back
I check the repo, now on Microsoft Git Center Pro Service Pack 2, and I see a bug from 2016
“Lol people got mad when I tried converting videos on the server and idk it seemed to much work to try and other options so I gave up lol blame apple xD”
ISSUE MARKED: WONTFIX
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today, so it’s coloring my perceptions.Every time I run a Numenera game and then follow that up with a D&D session, it makes it so clear how much more work the latter is for a GM. I enjoy both, but the cypher system is way easier to run. #rpg
Tell a better one this next go round.
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It is apparently kickstarted game fulfillment season.
Ouch. The other Star Wars spin-off movies have been put on hold after Solo's box office performance.
(I have not seen Solo yet, and don't have an opinion on it.)
Shout out to everyone here using CWs for politics.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
When you step out of a meeting and find this on your phone.
Cheap roomba!
Interesting piece on how AirBnB is sunset ting their React Native projects.
https://medium.com/airbnb-engineering/sunsetting-react-native-1868ba28e30a
Wait wut?
43 yo man tried to steal a web domain by gun point in Iowa...
