@savedr 🤣
my name is Andrea
i was born to a great time
my age is so bad omg
i like to be the best friend of the world
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RT @soulpunkps@twitter.com
my name is Eve
I was born in the UK
my age is a bit more than I expected
I like to see whales
(im crying wow)
https://twitter.com/soulpunkps/status/1095835890876768256
Listen y’all know I love Nike but I’m struggling to think of features for my shoes that could be updated with software
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RT @WIRED@twitter.com
Behold Nike's Adapt BB self-lacing shoe. This isn't Nike's first self-lacing shoe, but it is its first connected shoe. Because it works with an app, Nike can update the shoe's features over time—like an operating system. They go on sale tomorrow for $350 https://wired.trib.al/QXBOH0W
https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1096605084429910017
Slowly we begin to think of the Midcentury Americans in the same way they thought of the Victorians
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RT @DiscoverMag@twitter.com
The 1950s were a bizarre period in American history
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/crux/2019/01/31/one-time-america-thought-about-nuking-the-moon-and-a-few-times-humans-smashed-things-into-it-anyway/#.XFSyCy-ZPJw?utm_source=dsctwitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dsctwitter
https://twitter.com/DiscoverMag/status/1096559893786644484
The people have spoken!
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RT @andrhia@twitter.com
Is Monster Mash the song that Monster Mash is about, or is Monster Mash about another, second song also called Monster Mash?
https://twitter.com/andrhia/status/1095805790563328000
I’m enjoying how close this race is :)
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RT @andrhia@twitter.com
Is Monster Mash the song that Monster Mash is about, or is Monster Mash about another, second song also called Monster Mash?
https://twitter.com/andrhia/status/1095805790563328000
@dealingwith OH MY GOD THAT IS SO HORRIFYING
@dealingwith LONG ago! :) Though there was a sequel to the crawl space story involving missing insulation, a hole in the foundation, and BEES
I WISH I HAD LEARNED THIS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO OMG
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RT @brillntknitwit@twitter.com
@GammaGuts @ChuckWendig Tangentially, the most important lesson I ever learned from drag queens:
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Use a piece of bread to pick up spilled glitter.
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
It even works on leather and suede.
https://twitter.com/brillntknitwit/status/1094047931299229696