It is so charming how among a large enough group of seventh grade boys, some could go all 21 Jump Street back to the 3rd grade and some could convincingly impersonate middle managers
IMPORTANT DAN QUAYLE UPDATE
@andrhia I read in Vanity Fair once that his wife Marilyn was the real VP. Her office was bigger and everything he wrote or decided had to be checked by her before it was released or acted on.
To this day, I think about Dan Quayle every time I write the word "potato"
I have questions
Ah, to be in a more innocent age when you might name as your person of the year a woman who had a real fancy wedding
Time will announce "Person of the Year" tomorrow. Here's the shortlist: https://on.today.com/2B7SZWr
Gooooood morning! I’m super close to finishing writing a book and I... I think I’ve run out of procrastination techniques...
Dang I just spent like fifteen minutes trying to come up with Nazi-Gaston verses to go with my MRA Gastons but it’s all too dark to post
The thing I love about Chanukah is it’s basically all about trying to do the right thing even when you know it’s p. much hopeless
Hey @AMCTheatres@twitter.com what’s the policy for when you get to the cinema and it’s been evacuated for a fire alarm >_>
That rare clickbait where the details in the story are even better than the headline
Suspect turns himself in to police after debating it with them on Facebook http://hill.cm/fcSGpPJ
I got a yoga ball as a chair for my office and now I can BOUNCE this is everything I never knew I wanted
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is my birthday in a month or two years
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As usual, mine doesn't make any sense, so I'll just enjoy your answers 😉