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Andrea Phillips @andrhia@wandering.shop

Oh god I never realized Spongebob’s tie is a proxy wiener and now I will never be able to forget

Cool story, bro, get back to me when you can explain how it’s fair that the average house price in SF is $1.62 million these days
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RT @thehill@twitter.com
Jack Dorsey complains about "unfairness" in San Francisco homeless tax on corporations hill.cm/q4WhDOm
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Friends, I love you all, and I will never, ever *expect* you to buy/read/play anything I ever write or make.

My friendship is not contingent on your commercial sponsorship.
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RT @courtneymilan@twitter.com
Authors: can we stop pretending like the world revolves around us? This is terrible.
twitter.com/courtneymilan/stat

My kid just told me this is embarrassing and I should not have tweeted it, thereby proving she is completely unfamiliar with my
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RT @andrhia@twitter.com
Friends we have had this TV for like 15 years and before my eyes were lasers I never realized

THE BEZEL IS CLEAR
twitter.com/andrhia/status/105

Friends we have had this TV for like 15 years and before my eyes were lasers I never realized

THE BEZEL IS CLEAR

If he says it often enough, maybe we can get the National Popular Vote Compact in action!
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RT @ddale8@twitter.com
One of Trump's most outlandish lies is that the Electoral College is set up in a way that gives Democrats an inherent advantage. This is the 20th time he has said it.
twitter.com/ddale8/status/1052

Gosh, that was fast!
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RT @Sarah_Boxer@twitter.com
Mary Bono is OUT as @USAGym interim president and CEO. In exit stmt, she defends her tweet marking out @Nike logo on her sneakers: “With respect to Mr. Kaepernick, he nationally exercised his first amendment right to kneel. I exercised mine”
twitter.com/Sarah_Boxer/status

Also I learned Valium does basically nothing in my body? Here, have some interesting data! Valium at 10am, procedure at 10:30, in the car home by 11:20

That early spike is “oh crap I can’t find any sweatpants” 😂

Thanks to some combination of Neti pot, zinc supplements, vitamin C, and luck, I am at the eye laser place and I do NOT have a cold!

GREETINGS, FELLOW KIDS
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RT @CollegeBoard@twitter.com
Three great reasons for taking the /NMSQT tomorrow. spr.ly/6010D47Py

Please create memes responsibly — don’t share test content.
twitter.com/CollegeBoard/statu

This typo is going to give me insomnia

And in conclusion, it’s OK to be where you are no matter what that looks like, you’re doing great sweetie, etc. etc.

When you’re on a high, you really don’t feel high, you just sort of feel like you’re floating in place. And when the natural and inevitable comedown happens, you feel like you’re gonna crash and burrrrrrrn

We often talk about careers like it’s climbing a mountain, and you can go up or you can slide back down and go back to where you started.

I think it’s a lot more like the Vomit Comet.

Point of order: no, they must raise taxes on the wealthy. The problem is the tax cut.
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RT @thehill@twitter.com
"Republicans must cut spending now" hill.cm/vmiyhea
twitter.com/thehill/status/104

...Then join in the fight that will give you the right to be free
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RT @MattLaslo@twitter.com
Barricades have been erected around the Capitol ahead of the Kavanaugh vote. Have been here 12 years and have never seen this for a vote.
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Honestly I’ve never felt so SEEN by a brand promotion before in my life
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RT @Dove@twitter.com
Calling all MORNING WARRIORS! We teamed w/ @dunkindonuts to give you THE morning life hack: a year’s supply of coffee & dry shampoo! To enter share a pic of why you run on coffee & dry shampoo w/ and . Rules: DoveXDunkin.com
twitter.com/Dove/status/104529

What should I name my new buddy?

The best part of this clip is watching the faces of the women around Graham.
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Sen. Graham warns Democrats: “If this is the new norm, you better watch out for your nominees”
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