And none of them would miss a penny
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RT @thehill
Warren's wealth tax would cost 100 richest Americans $78 billion hill.cm/YoyB6qL
twitter.com/thehill/status/136

I don’t know how your day is going, but I got rear-ended by an airborne sheet of plywood, so

I wanted to get a jump on today so I put on my nighttime pajamas early

Hot take: Clubhouse is only a thing because of all those quarantined extroverts (poor bunnies)

I just realized instead of making kimchi in 2-quart jars for only myself I could probably just... buy... a more modest amount.... in a store

Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics

...”Answer me these riddles three...”
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RT @invisibleinkie
Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics. twitter.com/KTBryski/status/13 t.co/tBVrhoSxYb
twitter.com/invisibleinkie/sta

We are entering hour 7 of the water main break and things are getting desperate

GOOD MORNING HAPPY MONDAY WE’RE GONNA ROCK THIS WEE—

what’s that?

....oh. oh. I see.

omg guess what guess guess guess what’s tomorrow

A SLOW NEWS DAY

HEY FOLKS IT’S WEDNESDAY WHAT’S COOKI—

Oh. More politics.

These fuckers don’t get to invoke Kristallnacht for getting their hands slapped after literally breaking windows in the service of white supremacy.
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RT @ParkerMolloy
wtf
twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/statu

lolol remember back when @NYGovCuomo told us a 3% positivity rate was cause for alarm

You know, like two weeks ago

I mean those are just examples, you do your own things you’ve been putting off

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I am reading World Without End, set in the mid-1300s

I was not expecting it to be so, um, contemporary and topical when the plague shows up

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