Psst don’t tell anybody but I am going to get my EYEBALLS LASERED on Monday

@andrhia I would never subject myself to it again, but I am unendingly glad I got LASIK. It was uncomfortable, but worth it.

@andrhia I read that as "get my eyeball lasers"...the real text is a slight let-down, but good luck anyway! :p

@andrhia I read your post waaay too fast and thought, “Wait; What? EYEBALL LASERS are a thing now? What do I need to do to get me some Superman-style laser vision?” ;) Here’s wishing you a procedure that’s noteworthy only for its stellar results.

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