Andrea Phillips @andrhia@wandering.shop

Lego rotary telephone I guess…?

Look at this guy. Legos are not meant to be ROUND 🤯

Got a fancy Lego set for my birthday and a lot of these pieces just murder me

THIS IS NOT OKAY

You can always spot a GenX-er by the use of the “-palooza” suffix

One of those books where a modern person is somehow transported to the middle ages, except they have to go through SSRI withdrawal

Listen this may have started as covid-addled nostalgia, but I am totally serious

Twitter, if we talk about it enough, @McDonalds HAS to bring back the fried apple pies
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RT @andrhia
Times are hard, people are stressed, and @McDonalds could be heroes uniting all of America if they want

BRING BACK THE FRIED APPLE PIES, WE NEED THEM NOW MORE THAN EVER #mcfriedpie
https://twitter.com/andrhia/status/1565478257293754379

I'm very serious about this, people. LET'S MAKE #mcfriedpie HAPPEN cc @McDonalds
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RT @andrhia
Times are hard, people are stressed, and @McDonalds could be heroes uniting all of America if they want

BRING BACK THE FRIED APPLE PIES, WE NEED THEM NOW MORE THAN EVER #mcfriedpie
https://twitter.com/andrhia/status/1565478257293754379

Did you know other countries like @McDonaldsUK STILL GET THE FRIED PIES?

This is a travesty. America is the world’s beating heart of deep frying simple carbohydrates. GIVE US THE FRUITS OF OUR INNOVATION, @McDonalds #mcfriedpie

I straight up have covid right now but I wouldn’t even mind if I could UberEats some of @McDonalds’ old-timey bubbly-crispy lava-core apple pies, you know? #mcfriedpie

Times are hard, people are stressed, and @McDonalds could be heroes uniting all of America if they want

BRING BACK THE FRIED APPLE PIES, WE NEED THEM NOW MORE THAN EVER #mcfriedpie

It has everything: capitalism, corruption, rules lawyering, bad decisions, good decisions, gay chocolatiers, catastrophic weather, corporate activism…

I have no idea how or why but the paperback version of America Inc. is on sale for under $5? https://www.amazon.com/America-Inc-novel-democracy-tricks/dp/B08BDWY9MD

can I just decide that I don't need to feel guilty about not foldering my files neatly since search is so good now

When I use Google to search for a book title, the Amazon links get a 404. Every single book over the last few days. So that’s weird and super broken!

Earlier today I passed a sign I thought said “Guac Shop and Korean Grill” and I was wrong but what a beautiful dream, huh?

Breaking news (to me): John Leguizamo is not, in fact, John Lithgow

It’s a lot of old people so there was not the massive tittering you would expect

I am at a thing with a raffle and the ticket they pulled was, I shit you not, 420069

So much questions