Got a fancy Lego set for my birthday and a lot of these pieces just murder me

You can always spot a GenX-er by the use of the “-palooza” suffix

One of those books where a modern person is somehow transported to the middle ages, except they have to go through SSRI withdrawal

Listen this may have started as covid-addled nostalgia, but I am totally serious

Twitter, if we talk about it enough, @McDonalds HAS to bring back the fried apple pies
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RT @andrhia
Times are hard, people are stressed, and @McDonalds could be heroes uniting all of America if they want

BRING BACK THE FRIED APPLE PIES, WE NEED THEM NOW MORE THAN EVER
twitter.com/andrhia/status/156

I'm very serious about this, people. LET'S MAKE HAPPEN cc @McDonalds
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RT @andrhia
Times are hard, people are stressed, and @McDonalds could be heroes uniting all of America if they want

BRING BACK THE FRIED APPLE PIES, WE NEED THEM NOW MORE THAN EVER
twitter.com/andrhia/status/156

Did you know other countries like @McDonaldsUK STILL GET THE FRIED PIES?

This is a travesty. America is the world’s beating heart of deep frying simple carbohydrates. GIVE US THE FRUITS OF OUR INNOVATION, @McDonalds

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I straight up have covid right now but I wouldn’t even mind if I could UberEats some of @McDonalds’ old-timey bubbly-crispy lava-core apple pies, you know?

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Times are hard, people are stressed, and @McDonalds could be heroes uniting all of America if they want

BRING BACK THE FRIED APPLE PIES, WE NEED THEM NOW MORE THAN EVER

It has everything: capitalism, corruption, rules lawyering, bad decisions, good decisions, gay chocolatiers, catastrophic weather, corporate activism…

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can I just decide that I don't need to feel guilty about not foldering my files neatly since search is so good now

When I use Google to search for a book title, the Amazon links get a 404. Every single book over the last few days. So that’s weird and super broken!

Earlier today I passed a sign I thought said “Guac Shop and Korean Grill” and I was wrong but what a beautiful dream, huh?

Breaking news (to me): John Leguizamo is not, in fact, John Lithgow

It’s a lot of old people so there was not the massive tittering you would expect

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I am at a thing with a raffle and the ticket they pulled was, I shit you not, 420069

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