VeryBadLlama on Birb:
the biggest problem we'd face in a zombie apocalypse wouldn't be the people hiding zombie bites, it would be the people who informed their employer they'd been bitten and got told "we still need you to come in and work your shift until you turn"

@WanderingBeekeeper I thought it'd also be the hordes of people screaming "Fake news!" and walking straight into the zombies.

@WanderingBeekeeper what do you mean? "until"?
They'll be expected to continue to do their work, even after they've turned. ;)

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