To Mock A Killjoy
B Y I N C R E A S I N G T H E T R A C K I N G Y O U I N C R E A S E T H E K E R N I N G
Hey where's the fire emoji oh wait nvm🔥🔥🔥
Is BASIC basic? The truth behind the pumpkin spice latte drinking, legging wearing subculture revolving around the BASIC programming language
This is the single greatest triumph of technology over itself, boost if you agree.
Wake up and smell the fediverse
Fit bits are just Tamagotchis for adults but turns out you're the blob you're trying to keep alive.
Learning about Fourier analysis via pizza
I will code a server and I shall call it Vector-Sygma
I will code a client and I shall call it Teletraan I
Sleep is a pyramid scheme
tired: getting high on actual drugs
wired: getting high on that post-exam feeling
Me: Yeah I just didn't think The Greatest Showman was that great
*dodges 1000 flaming arrows*
*motivational speaker talking to millenials*
"I really believe that your generation will be the one to end screen-tearing"
*playing disc golf*
"Why would you ever buy vinyl Tinfoil?" They ask conversationally
*I get ready to throw a very strange looking disc golf disc*