Pinned toot

if you don't wknow what a federated network is youe already part of the problem send toot

Telling people "we'll burn that bridge when we cross it" and watching their face

you ever use a piece of software and wonder if the people who make the software use it at all

modern america is just victorian england II: electric boogaloo

proposal for compiler warning levels:
Β· You can do that.
Β· You can probably do that.
Β· You shouldn't do that.
Β· You really, really should not do that.
Β· I'm not letting you do that.
Β· You actually can't do that.

Are you excited for the new poll features just added to Mastodon?

βšͺ Yes

βšͺ No

An IPv6 packet walks into a bar. Nobody talks to him.

If you’re one of the people who fix wooden pipes while sleepwalking, but you opt not to brag about it ... you’re a humbler lumber slumber plumber

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Windows 9 isn't the first time Microsoft skipped a version number - In the early days, they skipped over MS-UNO and went straight to MS-DOS!

GΓΆdel, GΓΆscher, GΓΆch: An GΓΆternal GΓΆlden GΓΆde

If you pronounce Xorg as one word, it sounds like a scifi alien species... The Xorg Empire

@jk high definition augmented reality display projected directly into your retina by reflected photons from the sun

snakes are the ultimate life form

- long
- go ssssss
- sit under a lightbulb is henceforth sourcehut.

We're still going to use the old domain cause it's nice and short, but the marketing material lives here and now you know how to prounounce it πŸŽ‰

I was going to go to bed early tonight, but then I accidentally took a three hour nap and accidentally drove to a coffee shop and accidentally ordered a bottomless cup of coffee.

Procrastination is okay as long you do it later.

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Wandering Shop

The Wandering Shop is a Mastodon instance initially geared for the science fiction and fantasy community but open to anyone. We want our 'local' timeline to have the feel of a coffee shop at a good convention: tables full of friendly conversation on a wide variety of topics. We welcome everyone who wants to participate, so long as you're willing to abide by our code of conduct.