#news Runner finishes last in 400m race as penis flops out of shorts 'after decision to go commando'.
An Italian runner came last in his 400m race at the 2022 World Athletics U20 Championships recently - after having to run with his penis flopping out of his baggy shorts, having opted to ditch the underwear.
Decathlete Alberto Nonino started off well and even managed to race past two competitors... But then... 🍆
@Tattooed_mummy Good job Linford Christie never wore that type of shorts - he'd have tripped over after 2 yards. 😂
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