all I want for Christmas is
[Soulja Boy] YOUUUUUUU
dude stop retooting my bad toots... there are girls on here
I am fascinated by birds. First of all, bathing? What is that?
My girlfriend has terribly dry skin from her dishwashing job. One possible solution she's working on right now is that she's using LUSH "Elbow Grease" and "Ultrabalm" along with gloves at night in bed and a moisturizer throughout the day that doesn't leave her hands greasy.
Does anyone have any other ideas? Unfortunately gloves while washing the dishes apparently aren't feasible.
when i think about all the love and support my friends give me
making a masto blanket fort. fave to add a blanket. boost to hop in and get cozy
whatever you do DON'T reflect on how weird it is that you were designed to connect and care about other people and DEFINITELY don't reflect on the fact that there's a lot of money to be made in keeping you lonely
MTV CRIBS WELCOME TO MY CRIB. THIS IS THE SINK WHERE I WASH MY DICK
mastodon feels so much more like a community than tumblr did and i rly appreciate that
meta, twitter/tumblr influx Show more
some of the new folks seem to not be getting this, so here goes.
twitter has social currency, masto has social currency as well.
twitter social currency rules:
- amass followers
- defend your territory
- demolish your opponents
masto social currency rules:
- share your life
- be yourself
- help others
as with anything, there's ways the latter's rules can be taken advantage of, but if you're thinking you can swap out one for the other, you're reading things wrong.
me at 2 years old: ooh a bug!
me at 24 years old: ooh a bug!
Tumblr had to die for us all to discover that decentralization and free software is actually already so much better anyway and always has been.
long live mastodon