@snakeboy Dad bod is the only attractive bod. There's dad bod, and then there's muscle dudes. The muscle dudes are less attractive because they remind me of my dad who was a bodybuilder in the 80s and also just so happens to be gay.

lotta unresolved sexual tension between me and the night sky

what have I gotten myself into?

My buddy called it "Dwarf Fortress 40K."

I heard someone for whom English was a second language say something was "freshing me out" when they meant something was refreshing and relaxing. This should totally be a phrase.

Hoping the 2020s will be know historically as "the Boring Twenties" we've had enough news, let's chill.

I got the horses in the back. Horses in the front. Horses on the side. I'm surrounded by horses.

Beware of atheists like me caroling at your Christmas events! If you hear me singing it means you're gonna go to hell. I don't make the rules.

wikipedia is asking for donations today, or at least they are in canada, and i have like no money but i still donated what i could and you should too

Us pol 

Bring a breaded chicken cutlet into the acropolis and present the Platonic Calzone.

Why is there AAA game development but no S rank game development?

I am, indeed, okay.

Turns out just sleeping in her super hot room with all her blankets and next to my poor feverish girlfriend just made me feel toasty.

My girlfriend has been sick all day. Gave her lots of TLC. Course now *I* don't feel so hot.

I'm usually pretty hardy though, so I should be okay.

How much exercise does it take to burn off those Thanksgiving calories? 

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