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Fediverse, Fediverse, in the cloud

Fediverse, Fediverse, fart is loud.

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mastodon is cool and all but have you heard of changing your away status to a song lyric to passively hit on another girl

that's right we're bringing the aol instant messenger days back

Gets 3 likes: I'm glad I amused somebody

Gets 12 like and 6 boosts: I'm on my shit today!

Gets a like, boost, and follow from someone on another instance: 💀

My day job got eliminated. The vet bills from recent livestock losses have put our family farm behind on the mortgage. We're facing foreclosure and eviction. I'm offering this #handmade #maille #rainbow #pride shirt for $600 including USA shipping, originally priced at $900 plus shipping. If the shirt is out of your reach, please boost. I have links below.

There's a guy on the subway reading David Foster Wallace's The Pale King and listening to music or a podcast or something, laughing to himself.

I could barely read DFW by itself; I don't know how he's multitasking and actually getting anything from it.

OK here's one: when someone walks past me, I am very aware of the wake of turbulent air being displaced by them, so I plan my breathing so I am breathing out when that wave hits me. their smell is their own business

Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.

content warnings are like pants for ur post

we all know there's a dick under there, but we don't have to see it unless we choose to

The one thing I hate about doing community theater is dealing with shitty old people opinions

This is monilaria moniliformis, and it’s a succulent that looks like little fuzzy bunnies.

I hope you’re having a nice afternoon! 💚

press 1 if you've ever pissed in your cat's litterbox just to see what it's like

please don't tell me you 'understand' the Pythagorean Theorem. no one does. it makes no fucking sense . whats a triangle

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:blobnotlike: blocking ads is evil grr
:blobuwu: HTTP is a pull-based medium. it is within the original philosophy of HTTP to selectively pull the data, for example, a device that doesn't support images won't download them. by circumventing ad "blocking", you are spitting in the face of HTTP. a more accurate term would be ad rejection. ads are not "blocked", they are simply not asked for.

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Wandering Shop

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