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i forgot how to draw this #robot oc so i just did it again #mastoart might color it later

dude stop retooting my bad toots... there are girls on here

I am fascinated by birds. First of all, bathing? What is that?

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My girlfriend has terribly dry skin from her dishwashing job. One possible solution she's working on right now is that she's using LUSH "Elbow Grease" and "Ultrabalm" along with gloves at night in bed and a moisturizer throughout the day that doesn't leave her hands greasy.

Does anyone have any other ideas? Unfortunately gloves while washing the dishes apparently aren't feasible.

when i think about all the love and support my friends give me

making a masto blanket fort. fave to add a blanket. boost to hop in and get cozy

whatever you do DON'T reflect on how weird it is that you were designed to connect and care about other people and DEFINITELY don't reflect on the fact that there's a lot of money to be made in keeping you lonely

MTV CRIBS WELCOME TO MY CRIB. THIS IS THE SINK WHERE I WASH MY DICK

mastodon feels so much more like a community than tumblr did and i rly appreciate that

meta, twitter/tumblr influx Show more

me at 2 years old: ooh a bug!
me at 24 years old: ooh a bug!

Tumblr had to die for us all to discover that decentralization and free software is actually already so much better anyway and always has been.

long live mastodon

Boost if logic is for nerds and magic is real.