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Hey everyone Iโ€™m Satsuma, you can call me Satsu if youโ€™d like

Iโ€™ve never done an introductions post bc I am fundamentally unsure whether I actually exist but in theory at least Iโ€™m a ace butch (they/them please) who likes learning about cool stuff and trying to make the world be a better place

Iโ€™ve been around on mastodon for a while so if youโ€™ve got questions or need help feel free to ask! Or also if you just want to say hello ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿงกโค๏ธ

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Gods, Heroes, and Monsters: A Sourcebook of Greek, Roman, and Near Eastern Myths in Translation

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Might've just accidentally written a cookbook

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In case anyone was somehow unaware, I'm very much a 'not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you' kind of queer

A while back I made a post saying it cost me about a hundred bucks each time I got a cold? Weโ€™ve officially topped $200 this time

I don't stay up late bc i'm a night owl, i stay up late bc it's the only time it's quiet enough to work

Going back to school has made me realize how much of my sleep schedule is actually just due to living in a small house

is it possible to vote in polls via the keyboard?

This isnโ€™t a joke, someone actually wrote their policy paper on why FIFA should recognize Messi as the best player of all time

Ending the semester right with a 20 minute presentation on why Messi is the GOAT

Alright I have enough that I'm going to go and try to actually write things instead of just chatting with bikers on the internet all night (lovely as you all are!)

Thank you so much to everyone who responded!

Two of the people I was planning on interviewing flaked out on me (which is fine, shit happens) so now Iโ€™m in โ€˜oh shit i dont have quotesโ€™ mode

Is there anyone here who bikes and would be willing to answer a few questions for a paper Iโ€™m writing?

Gunmetal is unnecessarily macho but sure whatever

But dirt?????

Today in Mens Fashion is fuckin Weird: these pants come in black, navy, dark khaki, gunmetal and dirt

You know what time of year it is???

Time to listen to the K-Mart December 1974 in-store music

Tomorrow, we are having a special sale on DYING IN SPACE!

PM me or @signalstation and we will get you a download key FREE, no questions asked.

Which of the following are grammatical?

Additional clarifications:
- I am talking about the grammar of real speech, not grammatical as in what is correct in formal english

- the initial โ€œIโ€ is optional in all of these if you think the implied subject versions โ€˜am come getโ€™ etc sound better

Which of the following are grammatical?

The kinsey scale is problematic but i like thinking about it sometimes because it's like โ€œHow gay are you on a scale from 0โ€“6?โ€ and I get to respond โ€œXโ€, which simultaneously could be interpreted as โ€˜No,โ€™ โ€˜[undefined],โ€™ โ€˜variable,โ€™ or โ€˜10.โ€™

Something came across my mentions aboug with executive dysfunction. It got me thinking, and I've got nothing else to do at the moment, so I'm going to thread a bit.

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