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Hey everyone I’m Satsuma, you can call me Satsu if you’d like

I’ve never done an introductions post bc I am fundamentally unsure whether I actually exist but in theory at least I’m a ace butch (they/them please) who likes learning about cool stuff and trying to make the world be a better place

I’ve been around on mastodon for a while so if you’ve got questions or need help feel free to ask! Or also if you just want to say hello 💛🧡❤️

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In case anyone was somehow unaware, I'm very much a 'not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you' kind of queer

have now taken to sending replies where I just quote the link they give me and then go "i don't see any reference to the comprehensive fee, am I missing something?" so we'll see if that works lol

(the plan is, once I either find the official policy or successfully prove that it's *not* official policy, to take it to the local newspaper)

Update: have gotten responses to my various emails being like 'hey wtf???????'

Everyone is very sure that it's university policy to only allow students who pay the comprehensive fee to vote but no one can actually point me to anywhere where this policy's been officially recorded

Cannot believe I’ve been disenfranchised in a fucking student election!

Specifically, because I’m in a reduced tuition associates degree program too

I feel like I’m in some sort of ridiculous over the top parody of rl politics here, being told I can’t vote bc I don’t pay enough in taxes 😂

I appreciate the favs but surely some of y’all also have befriended/know of/are cryptids and can post about it

@Satsuma the impundulu, an African cryptid spoken of in Zulu folktales, a giant bird with metallic wings that can redirect lightning strikes. I wrote it up as a Promethean creation for one of the Personalities for 1879.

Interesting article, but footnoting the first use of Butler's name and having it go to "*Judith Butler goes by she or they" is.....definitely a choice

This is probably in vain but: is anyone traveling from Ukraine to Germany (Berlin/Brandenburg area) some time soon and would be willing to transport a cat for me? Cat has all international papers and vaccinations etc. already.

That one's funny bc it's on a hanibal/venom crossover so it's not actually clear which fandom's people eating it refers to

USPOL, RBG, Your Cynicism 

: “Humorous References to Necrophilia, Humorous References to Yo-Yos”

Whichever one of these you think is simplest, you almost certainly disagree with this textbook

Bc right now I kinda feel like y’all are operating under “I’ll know it when I see it” and that line didn’t work for porn either

I’d like to see some mathematicians attempt to fully define ‘simplify’

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