Recent very very part time job is good practice for ignoring work requests I'm nowhere near paid for. You want me, working two days a week with no prospects of that ever changing, to manage the intern you chose to recruit but are actually too busy to direct? Lolololol suuuuure I'll get right on that
We picked the one night to stay on the coast with our cat and it happens to move us as close as possible to the epicenter of the earthquake ~*right next to the ocean*~ but everyone was OK, we were on higher ground and didn't have to move, and no tsunami. Now we can wait to see if there's another shoe that will drop. Augh! Zzz... Please remember to check your evacuation route when you get close to the ocean and especially when you stay/live there
"Hi, I'm a very tiny time traveler from the far future. My very tiny coworkers and I have a proposal for you."
"What if we transferred all of your brain functions, memories and personality to one of our extremely tiny computers, then hollowed out the inside of your skull and used it as office space? Would you be open to that?"
"Okay, got it. Now say -- hypothetically -- we already did this two weeks ago. On a scale of 1 to 10, how angry would you be?"
Living in Japan, love me some scifi. Birds, wine, coffee, cat, walking.
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