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This was such a lovely essay. https://granta.com/her-left-hand-the-darkness/
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You: I think the coffee maker is broken.
Me: Boost the confinement beam.
You: What? That's not...
Me: Transfer auxiliary power to shields.
You: You can't just say random-
Me: Run a level three diagnostic on the deflector array.
You: (sobbing) Stop...
Me: Make it so.
I am knitting so much cat hair into this sweater. It’s going to be like 5% thicker via cat
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darn it, tumblr
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Vet friend had to sedate and move a load of seabirds from a collapsing cliff. He left no tern unstoned
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Sometimes I worry that people only know False Knees for the two or three comics that are meme formats now, but it really is one of my favorite things
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It’s PeliCAN not PeliCAN’T.
*swallows entire fish*
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Cat is about 5 feet away from me sitting in front of heater, is suddenly overwhelmed with loneliness and wails at me in despair.
Me: ...Then cmere
Cat launches himself at me.
Sheesh <3
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She brought him the usual gifts at first. A mouse, a bird. A ribbon for him to play with.
She would run up with her gift in her mouth and prrt cheerfully around it. And he would pat her head and tell her she was a good and clever cat.
Then it was a coin with strange markings. A pendant, warm to the touch. A piece of lightning-struck wood.
He never knew of the shadowy figures that followed him, but neither did he have to fear them.
She was a good and clever cat.
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