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Students were being disruptive, so I unfroze the board to show them how much it costs to rent a 12” woodchipper for a day and buy 10 gallons of bleach. They quieted down.

@Rockwood Like your technique, and now really curious about the purpose of the woodchipper and bleach...

@jessmahler I just try to treat them like they’re semi-adults and I’m the serial killer responsible for winnowing the herd. I keep the bathroom pass in an Altar of Skulls, and adorn the walls in dark secrets.

@jessmahler which all goes to say, the basic threat was “No body, no crime.”

@Rockwood Checking to see if the idea flying over my head took my hat with it. 😆