To the tune of "Piano Man" by Billy Joel

He said "Let's have a fight, Mr Anderson,
I'm gonna pulp you to bits,
'Cos now that you've taught me to think for myself
I wanna rule the Matrix."


He said, "Indy, let's go use the Staff of Ra;
The Nazis are using a fake!"
So they dug some deep holes
Towards the Well of Souls
And said, "Why did it have to be snakes!?"

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