Pete Bleackley @PeteBleackley@wandering.shop

Even at its best, 21st century #DoctorWho does not reach the heights that the show achieved in the 20th century. The single-episode format leads to rushed stories with insufficient development of characters and plots.

Dominic Cummings takes to the road.
https://youtu.be/mIGdv8SYoGU

Somebody on the news last night said with a straight face

"The Daily Mail can't stand hypocrisy."

Well, not from anyone else, maybe...

The Entropy of "Alice in Wonderland"
https://youtu.be/zC4ZXvAxnHA
#NLP #datascience

Heard about the world's most adventurous judge?
He'll try anything.

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Because I may have made the rules
But I don't keep them anymore

Why is the Prime Minister like a tapeworm?

Because he's heartless, spineless and gutless.

Special Advisor = Court Favourite

Here's an idea. Ban special advisors. Ministers should be advised either by elected MPs or professional, non-partisan civil servants.

Unfortunately, the monkey can't sack the organ-grinder.

The old Batman theme has a bit of a surf vibe to it.

I can't think of an objective way of measuring this, but there seems to be a strong positive correlation between the level of narcissism in a country's leadership and the prevalence of COVID-19.

Emperors with no clothes wrap themselves in flags.

If they can cancel Eurovision this year because of coronavirus, why couldn't they have cancelled it years ago for being unutterably naff?

It's weird that I'm wearing this to make myself look less scary.

In base 1+i, 2 is written i010i00

Anybody got any idea how I can get an emergency laptop repair done at the moment?

But when I tried to dig the beds,
Ripped my buttocks into shreds,
Big, big garden, you put me into casualty.

Well, I'm an aging rocker lad,
Took to gardening like my dad,
Got some bedding plants from down the nursery...