Pete Bleackley @PeteBleackley@wandering.shop
Conlanger, mad (data) scientist, Associate Editor of Speculative Grammarian
Joined Aug 2018
Doctor Who, indecent exposure
John Barrowman's inappropriate pranks were known to the production team for years. So why has he only just been excluded from further involvement in Doctor Who? And why did Cyberkini Man, who as showrunner on Torchwood, must have known about his misbehaviour, cast him in the Christmas special?
I had to bathe Bonnie this morning. She didn't like it.
Today is a special day for Bonnie. It's a month since she came home. #kitten
Just had my 2nd dose #vaccinated
Cats have magical powers. For centuries, witches have been nicking the credit.
Yoda was really rude to me the other day. I told him it was out of order.
I'm new to cat-hosting, so I need to ask...
Is the spontaneous appearance of unknown cat-toys a normal phenomenon? Last night Bonnie went under the sofa for a few minutes and emerged with a toy we'd never seen before. This is the second time it's happened in less than a month.
A person accused of serious misconduct
I bet Noel Clarke wishes a wheelie bin would just open up and swallow him.
Pete Bleackley
boosted
"Cryptocurrency is one of the worst inventions of the 21st century. [...] It has failed to be a useful currency, invented a new class of internet abuse, further enriched the rich, wasted staggering amounts of electricity, hastened climate change, ruined hundreds of otherwise promising projects, provided a climate for hundreds of scams to flourish, created shortages and price hikes for consumer hardware, and injected perverse incentives into technology everywhere. Fuck cryptocurrency."
What's a cat's favourite prog rock band?
Muse
What do Winnie The Pooh and Vlad The Impaler have in common?
Same middle name.
Mentions a murderer
I wonder if Derek Chauvin is related to Nicolas Chauvin?
Pete Bleackley
boosted
Proof of work mining should be illegal. Destroying our habitat by intentionally wasting energy on an already-unconscionable and ever-increasing scale is a crime against humanity.
Ahh, Mr Bond, I've been expecting you...
But the new kitten's a bit shy, so that's why I'm lying on the floor, reaching under the armchair to stroke her.
Royalty, immigration
I cannot help thinking that a suitable tribute to the Duke of Edinburgh would be to open our doors to those who, like him, have been forced to flee their homes.
We got a 15-week-old kitten yesterday. She's not used to her new home yet, so she's very shy and nervous. Now she's hiding. Any tips on how to find her?
Slightly rude joke
The trouble with James Bond is that he takes "debriefing" far too literally.
Conlanger, mad (data) scientist, Associate Editor of Speculative Grammarian
Joined Aug 2018
