The Book of Kels @Nezchan@wandering.shop

Guess who just made and posted her very first Twine game? This girl, that's who!

It's short, it's basic, but it's mine. And, hopefully, a bit of fun to read.

Check it out here:

https://nezchan.itch.io/the-beanstalk-affair

#Twine #Itch #gmaeing #Linux #MastoArt #free #InteractiveFiction

Do Remember Chewing Salt, my first story written in 24 hours, is now up on my flash fiction blog!

A journey back through the memories of a woman, focused around ritual salt-eating.

https://write.as/kelseighn/do-remember-chewing-salt

#24hourstories #flashfiction #writing #freefiction #creativetoots #Mastoart #queerplatonic

For the folks who have followed me over from dot social, and new followers as well, I have a brand new Ko-fi set up if you like what I'm doing on Mastodon or on my website. You can buy me a "coffee" (even though I prefer tea) here:

https://ko-fi.com/kelseighn

If you want to read a bunch of free stories (and I'm working on a new one right now for the site), my website is here:

http://kelseighn.com/

#writing #SFF #kofi

Looks like Trump is already up to here he's blaming NY for infecting Florida and other red states.

Come to think of it, there's nothing on this roadmap he's not already doing.

#USpol #coronavirus

@OCRbot

Dude, God's Kingdom sucks.

The thing I hate the most about Dark Souls 3, more than the fact that it's thinly veiled DS1 fanfiction and the mechanics keep forgetting it's not Bloodborne, is the tediously long process to quit the game.

I mean seriously, you go to the menu, switch to the one that allows you to quit, but it does't quit. It takes you to the title screen (after a bit of a pause), then you have to press a button, wait for it to connect, press a button again, and THEN finally you get to navigate the menu & quit.

I still think one of the great missed opportunities in film was Jim Carey not doing a Lupin III film back when he was still doing a lot of very physical comedy and looking to transition into other sorts of acting.

It would have been a perfect bridge, allowing him to showcase physicality and a sense of humour, but also the potential for darker, more serious elements. Alas, we'll never see it.

Samuel L. Jackson needs to make a new video called "Stay the Fuck Home"

Kingdom Hz

Just watched my friend finish the Kingdom Hearts 3 DLC.

That's some bullshit right there, SquEnix.

Animal Cussing

Well, there you have it in black and white (literally). He thinks that media coverage of coronavirus and, y'know, people urging him to take action so people don't die, is a hoax aimed at hurting him specifically.

I'm sure the MAGAs will be along presently to explain what he REALLY meant.

#USpol #Trump #coronavirus #hoax

What the fuck?

Why does Barr and the DoJ even get a say in any of this? When did he become a doctor or sports expert? Fuck off!

https://apnews.com/96ae2ed8ef4cfb2b450ef3b4fac8a954

#transphobia #barr #TrumpRegime #USpol

Spent the whole evening fighting the Boreal Outrider in the basement of Gough's tower. I feel like I'm way worse at this game than I used to be, and making absolutely no progress.

That feeling is reinforced by the fact that I basically gave up on the Curse-Rotted Greatwood already after many tries.

#darksouls3 #gameing

No YouTube, I don't want to watch a TEDx talk about how homosexuality is an evolutionary survival mechanism because gay dudes have higher IQs and "emotional maturity" and are less physically aggressive.

And I want to watch it even less seeing that it's from some cardiologist with a hard-on for the paleo diet.

RIP Albert Uderzo, co-creator of Asterix the Gaul.

(unrelated to covid-19)

*very Charleton Heston voice*

LOGAN'S RUN WAS A DOCUMENTARY!!!!!