now here's my take get ready
ruby is terrible shit and its packaging is awful and syntax more sugar than sense
phph is a mistake
perl is old shit
python is less shit but still kind of shit
ah yes fuck c c=+ and javascript and oh boi fuck java
accept rust love rust
@icefox @CobaltVelvet With Java already excoriated, I feel like C# needn't even be mentioned.
@Nentuaby @CobaltVelvet perhaps! There's something of a gradient between them, though I say that as a C# partisan so take it with a grain of salt. ;-)