just read the word "twinkling" and thought "ah, a small twink" I'm logging off forever

uspol, hilarious 

Tech natter, Google being evil again 

Uber, ha ha 

does your website need to track gender?
does it REALLY need to track gender?
does it REALLY REALLY need to track gender?
are you POSITIVE it needs to track gender?

Please enjoy a random picture of one of the oddest mutant machines ever put on the road: A bus fueled by *uncompressed* natural gas.

(These were briefly a Thing in the 1930s, but a scant few of them continue in use in places that can't afford to throw away perfectly functional oddballs to this very day.)

the grocery store: a young verbal age child fussing at her father by repeatedly saying the onomatopoeia "wah." Her intonation was otherwise bang on for a fussing baby.

When I passed her again a few minutes later, she was "babbling" and again the randomness of intonation was perfect except she was literally clearly enunciating the words "goo goo gah."

Dad seemed very Done.

Pandora keeps crashing when it's not even supposed to be running‽

re: Miller and fragility 

Miller and fragility 

Click "show more" in the previous post, and then click the image to show the sensitive content. (It's just an LGBT pride flag.)

Clicking "show less" currently hides the text again.

Now vote in this #poll. :D

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Clicking "show less" should...

[ #mastodon #meta ]

Example post, nothing bad under here, it's all meta and an LGBT pride flag 

@sublingual THAT WAS YOU OMG MY FRIENDS AND I WERE OBSESSED WITH THAT VIDEO AND SENT IT TO ANYONE WE COULD GET TO FALL FOR IT

My greatest achievement as a teenager was uploading a video titled "AVATAR FULL MOVIE PART 1 OF 10" to YouTube the day it was released.

It was a Seinfeld clip with the characters edited to be blue and it got 40K views.

the mandalorian sure is a show about the kind of character everyone thinks boba fett was

Are you just making polls to get one to 69%

I'm reposting those really lewd cyborg trans lesbians with a penchant for mechanical violence pics again and you can't stop me 

I bought an e-book of _Gideon the Ninth_ and then I discovered that the physical copy not only has that _amazing_ cover art, it's also got flat black page edges.

I have e-buyer's e-remorse. I may just have to bite the bullet and repurchase...

The Star Wars Christmas Special is not available on Disney Plus, I want my money back

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