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Are y'all taking care of yourselves in these shitty times?

Fed? Watered? Bathed? Medicated? Saw the sun and went outside for a bit? That's still perfectly fine to do btw, just play "people is lava". :D How about talked to friends and stayed in the loop (then again, that's why we're -here-, right?)

The tides will ebb eventually, but right now being there for yourself is more important, not less.

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Do you ever almost have something completely catastrophic happen and think, "damn, parallel universe me just had a really bad day"

The piano player had gotten a lot better with practice. The singer hasn't ☹️

Oh wait, they just switched over to We Are the Chanpions.


Neighbor kids are singing Into the Unknown at the top of their lungs. They don't have Idina Menzel's range either, but at least it's a change from 4 months of Bohemian Rhapsody with the occasion break for We are the Champions.

cursed dvd extras 

cursed dvd extras 

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DC comics is having a "Darkest Timeline" sale on ComiXology, with all of its alternate-timeline and awful-future stories like Flashpoint, Metal, Injustice, etc. Even Scooby Apocalypse.

Not sure if it's tone-deaf or perfectly on-brand.

covid-adjacent/fitness trackers 


Discovered I'd mistyped March 37. Thought, that sounds about right.



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"Dad, the monsters under my bed are gone!"
"Yes, they are under the bookshelf. To be isolated at a safe distance."
"But then they'll read all my books!"
"That will give you something to talk about."
"Oh. Well, fine. But no slobbering!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Oh jeez, I just went to share something on my phone to Twitter and I was looking under "B" for Birdsite. 🤦‍♂️

App & website developers: please do not disable paste on your login forms.

Let people use password managers so they can keep a unique password for your site that's resistant to both password-guessing and password-sharing attacks.

Thank you.

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