@gcupc @Nezchan Not familiar with that one, but yeah, quince pie is good!

@FiXato Maybe they can release Android 12.99999999999999 instead

@Nezchan I was pleasantly surprised to actually *see* quinces in the grocery store a few weeks ago. Didn't pick them up, though maybe I should have.

Unable to find a good dessert starting with Q, Android has dropped the naming scheme for what is now just being called Android 10.


Two emails that arrived within a minute of each other:

"The Amazon is burning..."
"An unexpected way to shop with Amazon"


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-allow replies
-allow replies from mutuals
-disable replies

@DialMforMara I can't believe I'd forgotten the dress uniforms. Come to think of it, the term seems even more appropriate with this design.

Looking for more Pokemon Go friends for the new research missions. If you're interested, my code is 2658 1380 0806

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“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
“What sins have you committed, my child?”
“I keep singing Barenaked Ladies songs.”
“How long has it been since you last confessed?”
“IT’S BEEN — ”

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Hi hello good evening the rainforest is burning. If you're in the US, you might not know what you can do to help. Here's some ideas:


It's mostly "donate" and "sign petitions", but every bit helps until we find better collective actions.

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Honestly if you think you're making someone uncomfortable you should always just straight-up apologize immediately. Don't try and play it off as a joke. Don't insist that they lighten up. Just walk it back, and don't do it again. Better to have too much concern for others than too little.

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"Have you seen the news? We are in the worst timeline!"
"No, we are not. We are in one of the better ones."
"How can you say that?"
"Because we will bring the world back from the brink."
"How? How can you still have hope?"
"Otherwise this would be the worst timeline."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Ernest Hemingway was laughed at for claiming he could write a terrifying tragedy using only five words. They stopped laughing after he wrote this on his napkin and showed it to them. Show more

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Canada Unveils ‘Dinosaur Mummy’ Found With Skin And Gut Contents Intact

Scientists hail it as perhaps the best-preserved dinosaur specimen ever uncovered. You can’t even see its bones.

That’s because, 110 million years later, those bones remain covered by the creature’s intact skin and armor.


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