I was looking for sandals and found these. They're flip flops with a built in bottle opener, I suppose to make them more...cool? Gadget-y? But it's on the sole of the shoe.
Someone really didn't think this design through.
@KelsonV I own these! They were a gift, and I think the giver was thinking, "Well, he likes beer and the beach, so..." They were indeed used to open beer one time when the regular opener was misplaced, and I yelled triumphantly, "Wait! To the shoe closet!"
@dantebrevity OK, if they've never been worn, sure - I just can't get past the fact that I'd be putting something that I walk on onto something I'd be drinking.
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