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My phone just suggested this article and now I am convinced that Monkey Island is set in Germany.

theguardian.com/travel/2021/oc

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Craig Maloney has no ☕

CSI: View Source.

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It doesn't help that my wake up alarm is currently set to an owl-hoot sound, so in the back of my head I keep thinking I need to dismiss an alarm

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Neighbors are listening to a Rolling Stones collection and this is the only part of the song that carries. It's like there's an insistent owl next door.

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Is there a more monotonous song for backup singers than "Sympathy for the Devil?"

Woo wooo! Wooo wooo!

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FiXato

Pokémon GO: looking for raid buddies 

SlayingFalcon is looking for #PokémonGO raid buddies:

3617 1426 1836

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#friendCodes #pokemonGo #Pokémon

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Pokemon Go friend requests 

I'm looking for more in-game friends. I send raid invites (and occasionally pick them up when I catch them in time!), and I send and open gifts. If you're interested, my trainer code is 2658 1380 0806 and I play as Magikarpaccino. Thanks!

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pumpcan idaho

@KelsonV i just read that first "static void" as "satanic void"

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I need to take a break. I just read "static void" as "satiric void."

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Captain, it's Wednesday
Yikes!
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Carmen Sandiego

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR heart!

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‎ࠋ𐍈ひ𐩀⟆𐀁
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So tired of alleged USB cables that use proprietary connectors.

It's like...you were so close. You used a standard USB charger. With a standard USB connector...at one end.

But I still need your special cable with it's special connector to actually be able to charge this damn thing.

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Saw this while walking around the neighborhood the other day.

#spooky
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FiXato

I really should've put a few cable ties or something through the whole of that key before letting #BeardGrabber play with this #padlock. 🤦‍♂️😅😖

(It's also why I prefer #locks that need the key to be inserted to actually lock them...)

Tried cutting a copy out of a tin can, but all I got out of that was a small cut. The metal probably was not thick and sturdy enough, or it might also have needed the raised edge on the side. Guess I could look up #lockpicking instructions for a #MasterLock no.130.

Fortunately I should still have some other locks in a storage box, and am not in urgent need for one. :) Might find a spare key too, if I look for it; else I can always cut or file through the key. :)

#parenting #securityFail #dadsOfMastodon

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deerbard_photo

Can you believe these colors!?
I like colors a lot in fact. My black and white challenge is a side project I started in order to work more with values cause I don't understand them enough.

#Photography #fall #colorful #NatureLovers

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I will never understand the mentality where you MUST "win" every single conflict even if it means losing what you actually wanted out of it.

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Jacie, Local Bird God 🐦🐓

a greek philosopher's drink container with a picture of a mexican salamander with a sore throat on it 

Aristotle's Streptococcal Axolotl Water Bottle

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Craig Maloney has no ☕

TIL: There is a spin-off movie series of Sharknado called Lavalantula which has a sequel: "2 Lava 2 Lantula"

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kirch

Positive thinking

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