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There are many johannabs, johannabees, johannab33s and more than that johannas out there. I am a few of them.

Why do arsehole white male wanna-be libertarians choose to live on communal properties with guidelines, like coops and condos?

If you wanna be the asshole that lets your dog shit all over the shared yard, really, gtfo or at least get off your attitude that your neighbours can’t be “telling you how to live” when you signed on to the same contract as the rest.

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If you ever doubt the usefulness of your efforts, remember that a substantial amount of trees are planted by squirrels hiding nuts and then forgetting where they put 'em

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Don’t worry, kiddo got hers too - TwinkleToes sketchers AND mid-top bright coral basketball shoes for gym and play.

She’s so my kid. The first opinion she ever expressed was about shoes, before she could even walk.

My reward for shoe-shopping with my bit-down-on-herself 5-yr-old. “Zen Kitty” print sketchers “Bobs” flats. It’s little grey tabbies doing yoga. OOOOHHMMMM.

In an alternate universe somewhere, I am a furniture designer or upholsterer, because I love learning the kind of stuff this article covers:

One of my "whew, I made it somewhere in life" moments was trading in the student futon beds and IKEA flatpacks for an *actual furniture-showroom sectional sofa*. 12 years later, still loving it, though it may need some spot cleaning (pets, kids, etc). That can be done.

The more restricted my right shoulder range of motion becomes, the more my back GORRAM ITCHES.

I think I might be about to raid the crap snack machine. will try to resist and just have a fizzy water.

Not only is this an excellent idea, I feel that the suggestion is a highly effective honeypot 🍯
I hereby petition the tech community to replace all instances of “master/slave” with “queen/drone” effective immediately

On of my POGO friends just sent me a gift from a Pokestop that was literally a Starbucks and on some visceral level I was disappointed a latte didn’t show up in my side table RITE NAO.

boost to boop baby Bear’s lil tiny nose

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Training day - keeping fingers busy during lecture parts.

Ugh. 4 and 5 yrs old are still making me miss diaper-days. Kid is able to back up miserable with physical resistance or outright altercation, and I can’t do anything without hurting one of us.

I’d prefer “terrible twos” any day. Fucking fives, keep ‘em.

Well, I failed a bit on the yarn limit... because the Solar System Shawl Ball is ~240 g on its own. So that and the two wee gobsmacked
Minis are about ~280 altogether.

Shazam but for knitting patterns you see walking around, yes?