How long before we all admit that Mastodon is pretty boring?

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Boost this post to get a lovely succubus/incubus/preference consort when you finally make it down to us!

Today is so humid. Everyone’s grumpy. Now is a good time to poke them with sticks?

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I wrote one of the best scenes I've written in months yesterday and over 1,000 words yet still it's hard to motivate myself today

I like Mastodon but it seems to be just casual conversation which took me years of practice not to do on twitter. Now I'm used to shitposting, self promotion and sex talk. How do I just?... Talk to people?

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Hello, artists!

Because of Reasons I am currently in a place where I would like to spend more money on commissioning art. That may mean art from you!

If the idea of ME paying YOU money for your art sounds appealing, please see this for more: alis.me/open-commissioning/

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(Also, even if you are not an artist, RTs/boosts are appreciated so I can potentially reach, and thus give money to, MORE ARTISTS!)

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the good thing about living in late capitalism is that being extremely online for your entire life will never put your chance to get a job in jeopardy since it's impossible to get a job even with a degree so i can post about big boss' dick all i want

How do non-writers think? I mean, how do they exist every day? What occupies them? Their brains must be so quiet. I can't imagine.

I'm not sure I like how CW is used. Surely it's just for offensive stuff? Everyone seems to be using it to summarise posts. Like honestly I don't know if I want to read a post on any topic until i see it. So i just end up clicking to open all of them. It's pretty annoying.

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Lots of things have been coming together lately to make me really positive. I've had a lot of time to focus on writing, I've found new music and a new band to listen too - and ogle on youtube - new social media with great folks. I feel like things are coming together. Shame I have work from next week...

I type too fast for Grammarly to correct me

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did in HS
love browsing for bargains
so cool
Kpop group
not the tv show
mainly Silk and Gwen
best game ever

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HI, I'm Emma Jun, half Chinese/Japanese in Kyoto. Grew up in UK. I don't show my face, but that's half the fun. I had a stalker, so now I'm privacy queen.
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I'm an indie writer, which is why word of mouth is better than gold. I write irreverent fantasies and wacky cosmic horror. I grew up on British humour. I'm open about everything so expect warnings. I'm bi. :yay: but I don't go on about it. You'll just see me like lots of cute girls. I have a girlfriend and a grumpy cat. :blobpats:

And I’m in. Even got the same name! @Annalee Ill introduce myself proper soon

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