Benjamin @Guardian@wandering.shop
Fat, feminist, fucking fabulous
I don’t like mirrors. Existential dread is a constant enough companion without being able to see the meat vessel you are trapped in. Looking out at existence is enough without also looking back in. And this is why the cold opens of Quantum Leap are the most horrifying moments in the history of media. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
My laptop keeps resetting every night in order to fail to install the same update. Nothing I do can seem to prevent this.
Anyway I run my browser entirely in incognito which is fine unless every morning you have to try to recall what tabs you had open and you constantly forget about mastodon and that is the story about I haven’t been around much lately.
Hey lovely people who love everybody including us fat people. There is a kickstarter for an app to help fat people rate and track how public use places (ie businesses) accommodate and fit us. Please consider supporting if you are able and interested. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/canweallgo/allgo-an-accessibility-app-for-plus-size-people
Good morning! The Shop is going to go down briefly this evening around 10pm Pacific, as I do more things to help make us more stable.
I also expect to be able to upgrade us to the latest version of Mastodon!
Boosts appreciated, I'll also post again once we're closer.
Just learned my wife has enabled my son to be spoiled on Star Wars before he is even old enough to even think about watching the movies. Have I mentioned lately divorce is SO much fun when your spouse doesn’t care that the kids have two parents?
Anybody in the DMV want to join me for drinks and then Black Panther tonight in Bethesda?
Suicidal Ideation Show more
Curling is so great. Of all the horrible events of this week for me. The fact that I am now watching curling is really helping me feel better.
Divorce Talk Show more
So I quit my job. Cause I wanted to? Like I was successful at it but didn't want to keep doing it. I feel so conflicted because of the memes of capitalism that have infected my brain. I just want a universal basic income cause work is not for me. okay?
I guess it is time to get off the bird site for the night when I am two for two getting responses to a tweet that utterly misunderstand what I was trying to say.
The two genders are Bottom and Switch/Bottom
Divorce & Custody Show more
Every single day of 2018 so far as been completely terrible for me personally.
Divorce Talk Show more
Suicide, imagining of dying Show more
Suicide, imagining of dying Show more
Surviving the Apocalypse was much easier than I expected. All you had to do was be in the right place at the right time and you were home free. The aftermath was pretty easy too. We didn't have to fight over anything once there were two or three supermarkets per person. American excess can go a long way when used by just very few.
I am currently listening to my 15 track entirely Carol of the Bells playlist. I really like the song. Suggestions for your favorite versions are welcome.
maple classic™ 
if you call a girl or nb 'dude' without asking them if they're comfortable with it first and defend yourself with "but the 70s!" i will shove my foot in your ass like red forman
because the 70s
