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NEW XTREME FLORAL SCENT FOR MEN
COVER YOURSELF IN LILAC, THE MOST HARDCORE FLOWER
ATTRACT HUNDREDS OF BEES
FLORAL SCENT: FOR MANLY MEN
@chr please make this a thing, i want my man to smell like flowers
@DialMforMara @chr Please no. The smells of flours gives me really bad headaches, it runs in my family, Dad gets it to. *wimper*
@Canageek @chr *hugs*
@DialMforMara @chr Get him some of this and a nice shaving brush: https://www.westcoastshaving.com/collections/shaving-creams-and-soaps/products/taylor-of-old-bond-street-shaving-cream-bowl-rose
(you can both thank me later)
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@DialMforMara @chr Please no. The smells of flours gives me really bad headaches, it runs in my family, Dad gets it to. *wimper*