@tcql Mastodontia is braces for furry elephants?
@benhamill @tcql whereas orthomastia is a bra that f*cking fits right.
@DialMforMara @tcql Do those exist? My wife has been searching since the need arose initially. Without success.
@benhamill The best I've found are bras that fit perfectly in the store, and start squeezing your lungs the moment you go home and sit down. If I ever feel like I can afford a proper bra again (aka when I'm fully employed and might need a bra for going-to-work purposes), I'm going wire-free; until that time, Walmart sells camisoles.
@benhamill Bras are a lot like shoes in that way, except that shoes can get more comfortable over time.
@benhamill it's a conspiracy
@DialMforMara For real. Of men. Mostly white ones.
@benhamill Yup. That and tiny pockets. And fake pockets. And pants without pockets.
@DialMforMara @benhamill fake pockets are the most stupid thing i've ever heard of
@tcql @DialMforMara @benhamill They're up there. Almost-pockets are pretty bad, too. I have a pair of pants that spits out my cell phone when I sit down if I put it in a front "pocket".
@gannet @benhamill @tcql if you have any facility with a needle and thread I found a tutorial for extending pockets on Tumblr
@DialMforMara @tcql @benhamill Yeah, I know how to do it; I just haven't bothered. I've gone with tiny-purse-as-external-pocket instead.
@tcql @DialMforMara @benhamill Fake/tiny pockets are the devil! Since I stopped wearing jeans, pockets became hard to find. Can't wear cargo pants to work...
@DialMforMara Oh my god. Pockets. I wear women's jeans (am v skinny and most men's jeans assume some kind of belly or butt) and have a tailor that will deepen the pockets for me on the cheap. Else my phone and car keys would be on the ground constantly.
@benhamill I am wide in the hips and have been considering buying men's pants. The trouble would be finding pants short enough.
@DialMforMara Yeah. I found that Chuck Taylors break in suuuuuuuuuuper comfortably on my feet and have been wearing nothing else since high school. If only people could do that with bras.