Someone was selling "Daddy's Little Slut" t-shirts on Amazon and they were actually in sizes for children, with a generated photo of a young girl.

We're very good about taking our moralizing Puritanicalism to extremes by hand, but the second our code needs babysitting, it's suddenly too hard to bother. Sellers like this just spin products from the aether using common phrases... but we always need to step back and consider what we make.