DialMforMara @DialMforMara@wandering.shop

"The machine can show you your self in a parallel dimension. But only once."
"Even so, it's amazing!"
"There, it has scanned you. It calibrates on happiness."
"What?"
"Do you want to see yourself in a better or worse life?"
"I... I don't want to..."
"That's what almost all say."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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I prefer musical instrument polish, but I have to make sure @Pyrite's around to help remove it

How is Adventure Sync working for me this week? Well, I put this egg in the incubator on Monday afternoon. It is now Wednesday, and zero distance has been picked up by Adventure Sync.

@signalstation This is pretty much how things work in Thailand, except with Strawberry Fanta instead of Mountain Dew. Soda is left out to please nearby spirits, in the place of blood sacrifices.

(Or at least that is one theory given as to why people leave out soda for spirits. Other people have alternate explanations. But they definitely leave out soda to please spirits.)

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The gods asked us to build them a palace and to annually perform sacrifices such that the rivulets carved into the floor would run red and full, but what we found out is that the gods are so removed from our experience that they have no idea what blood actually is.

That's why our temple floors are flooded with Mountain Dew Code Red(TM) and our crops have never been healthier!

FOOL THE VERY GODS IN THEIR HEAVENS WITH MOUNTAIN DEW!

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the hourglass pointer equivalent of my brain working on something

Everyone knows most Princesses speak to animals; some may even command them.

Princess Leyla took full advantage of her gift.

She organized hawks, eagles & falcons to hunt for her people, she herded lions & leopards to flank her caravans, she plagued a tyrants golden tower with rats & serpents, and she patrolled her rivers with crocodiles & hippos.

When she wasn't protecting her Realm, she had birds sing stories to her little stepbrothers.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

In other words, growing more plants can make a place less toxic. And honestly, that's a mood.

Phytoremediation is the practice of detoxifying an environment through several techniques, using living plants.

Some types of phytoremediation include:
• Extraction (plants pulling contaminants from soil and water via their root systems)
• Stabilisation (reducing the mobility of contaminants in the soil)
• Degradation (removing organic pollutants and breaking them down through plant metabolism)
• Stimulation (helping microbial activity in the soil to improve degredation of organic pollutants)

If you make a Niv-Mizzet Reborn deck, you have to call it Did You Mizz Me

Ha ha! I saw this on Twitter, but the original post was on FB.

The world's leading manufacturer of embroidery thread asked artists to design patterns for them for free, and to give up their rights to the patterns.

These are some of the top entries :)

A group of researchers at UC San Francisco have successfully translated nerve impulses from the brain into words and sentences, in a paper published in Nature today: https://techcrunch.com/2019/04/24/scientists-pull-speech-directly-from-the-brain/

They emphasize that this isn't mind-reading; they're picking up the signals that the brain sends to the facial muscles to create the speech, and this process relies on an electrode matrix being implanted in the brain. But it's still cool.

Two simultaneous feelings tonight: I am a monster, and I am doing the right thing.

Like Jules in the diner at Pulp Fiction, I'm trying real hard.

@DialMforMara you’re not even wrong so now i’m laughing