Found a way to keep people on the Internet from mispronouncing my name:
Mara, as in Umara Entangler. #mtg #mtgogw #phonetics
RT @CastleMacSteven@twitter.com
You... want to... hide in plain sight on the steps? Sure... roll stealth.
Rogue: Rolls a 20.
Pride is almost over, next month is Greed
Looking for #knitting pattern recs: I have two skeins of fingering weight wool, about 400 yds each, one midnight blue and one rainbow striped. I’d like to make a Dreambird shawl or something similar. Can y’all tell me whether Dreambird is worth the price of the pattern, and/or recommend a pattern that does that same kind of feathery thing?
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@hoodieak imagine a hacker gained access to ur pc and all they did was leave a text file on the desktop with a really cute message on in it.
You respond by leaving a message in a new text file.
This continues daily until one day, they ask to meet.
hey y'all, reminder: The ArchiveTeam needs your help right now to rescue photos from 500px, who are pulling an Our Incredible Journey after being bought by getty. If you can run a VM, you can help out, and every IP helps! https://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=500px
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*is floppy*
*flops around*
there are about 8. 7 million crabs at the beach today. Seriously we couldn't flip over a rock without finding at least a dozen of them. #yqq
Researchers have found a link between air pollution and psychological distress. The higher the level of particulates in the air, the study showed, the greater the impact on mental health.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/11/171102121128.htm
most common question asked in a maths classroom: "why do we have to do this why can't we just use a calculator"
blatant lie told to every pupil since like 1980: "you won't always have a calculator available"
actual truth: "calculators are devil objects, none of them work the same, you'll only really be acquainted with how exactly one of them works across your lifetime and when it comes time to use it again you'll have forgotten how it works anyway"
#Pokemon Art Challenge #580: Ducklett, the Water Bird Pokemon
http://dialmformara.tumblr.com/post/175408777923/pokemon-art-challenge-580-ducklett-the-water
Upskirt photographer's shoe explodes, ends up talking to both hospital and police:
The Pokémon of the day is: Rotom! 
Discuss! #pokemonoftheday
For the sophisticated #Cyberpunk
good morning
this smol cloud covered the sun as much as it could.
it's doing it's best!
~1 million Creative Commons images on 500px.com are dissapearing tomorrow!
If you have the resources please install the Archiveteam's Warrior program and select the 500px project! https://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=ArchiveTeam_Warrior
irc is #500pieces on efnet
thank you (boosts very appreciated)
