I ordered a mini trampoline and it won't arrive until next Wednesday and I'm going to be obsessing until then. I hope it's the magical lower impact exercise of my dreams.

If it's before 4 am it's not waking up early, it's just sparkling insomnia.

It would help if I had energy when I woke up early. Instead I'm basically a ghoul. A hungry ghoul.

I wish when my body decided to wake up early, it could send along some energy. Instead, I'm just hungry.

My whole life I've had can't-fall-asleep insomnia, but I've always slept solidly in the mornings.
Not this year. I don't know if it's my age or mild mania or what but I've been up with the sun more often than not this spring. I'm not really a fan.



I need like child-sized earbuds but I've never seen any that looked like even okay quality. I have really tiny ear holes πŸ˜‘

acnh... I fucked up 

I had to clean the elder cat's ears and now she hates me 😞
She'll forgive me eventually but it's going to take a few meals.



health - 

I prefer my aromatherapy at levels approaching chemical warfare.

health - 

I see I'm back on my bullshit of sleeping 6 or 11 hours, alternating.
I guess that averages to 8.5 so it's probably whatever?


Cyannin boosted

when jesus said "Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?" he obviously hadnt predicted boomers

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